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Compton Law Group for All Your Zombie-Related Needs

By brittketchadmin | Posted in Auto Accidents, Kane County, Medical Malpractice, Premises Liability, Zombies on Wednesday, May 25th, 2011 at 8:55 pm
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Who you gonna call … for all your legal needs … when the Zombie Apocalypse happens?

Compton Law Group is here for you, ready to tackle any and all of your zombie-related problems:

Car and motorcycle accidents (zombies have a notorious disregard for posted traffic signs and crosswalks)

 

 

Premises liability (if a zombie sues you for slipping down those rickety stairs to the basement you’re hiding in)

 

Med mal (waking up from a coma unattended in a hospital is an actionable offense)

 

Zombie bites

 

… You name it.

Our attorneys have extensive experience in all types of personal injury law, along with the needed back-up. We’re the ones you wanna call.

In the meantime, read up on Zombie Apocalypse preparedness at the CDC website: http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

Brittain & Ketcham: the only attorneys in Kane County for your zombie-related problems.

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